rock hard vs toey as a Roman sandal

rock hard

adj
  • Having a very fully erect and stiff penis 

  • With strongly held beliefs and opinions, deep conviction. 

  • As tough, hard, or inflexible as a piece of rock. 

  • With muscles developed and toned to a high degree, especially the muscles of the abdomen. 

toey as a Roman sandal

adj
  • Extremely anxious for sex. 

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