keister vs rusty dusty

keister

noun
  • The anus or buttocks. 

  • A suitcase or satchel. 

verb
  • To conceal something in one's rectum 

rusty dusty

noun
  • The buttocks of someone who sits and does nothing. 

How often have the words keister and rusty dusty occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )