gonk vs saddie

gonk

noun
  • A stupid, ignorant, and/or boorish person. 

  • A prostitute's client. 

  • A small furry toy like an ersatz teddy bear, popularized in wartime when production of real teddies stops. 

  • A sleep; a nap. 

verb
  • To sleep. 

  • To lie; to tell an untruth 

saddie

noun
  • Someone who lives a boring, unfulfilling or sad life. 

  • A saddle. 

  • A sad movie or TV show; a tearjerker 

  • Something or someone sad. 

How often have the words gonk and saddie occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )