santorum vs squit

santorum

noun
  • Shit: rubbish, worthless matter, nonsense, bull. 

  • A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex. 

squit

noun
  • Nonsense; amusing stories. 

  • A person of low status. 

intj
  • A light squishing or splattering sound. 

verb
  • To disconnect (an IRC server) from a network. 

How often have the words santorum and squit occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )