schlong vs weapon

schlong

verb
  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

weapon

verb
  • To equip with a weapon; to arm. 

noun
  • An idiot, an oaf, a fool, a tool; a contemptible or incompetent person. 

  • An instrument of attack or defense in combat or hunting, e.g. most guns, missiles, or swords; arm. 

  • An instrument or other means of harming or exerting control over another. 

  • A tool of any kind. 

  • A very skilled, competent, or capable person or thing worthy of awe. 

How often have the words schlong and weapon occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )