schnookered vs twatted

schnookered

adj
  • excessively drunk (from alcohol) 

twatted

adj
  • Extremely drunk, intoxicated 

  • Extremely or profoundly injured, usually as a result of deliberate action by another party. 

  • Having a particular sort of vagina or vulva. 

How often have the words schnookered and twatted occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )