screwed vs squiffy

screwed

adj
  • Fucked; beset with unfortunate circumstances that seem difficult or impossible to overcome; in imminent danger. 

squiffy

adj
  • Crooked, askew; awry 

  • slightly drunk or intoxicated; tipsy 

How often have the words screwed and squiffy occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )