miff vs scritch

miff

noun
  • A state of being offended. 

  • A small argument; a quarrel. 

verb
  • To offend slightly. 

  • To become slightly offended. 

scritch

noun
  • The act of scratching an itch. 

  • A light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

verb
  • To scratch so as to relieve an itch or irritation. 

  • To make a light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

How often have the words miff and scritch occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )