quack vs scritch

quack

verb
  • To make a noise like a duck. 

  • Of a queen bee: to make a high-pitched sound during certain stages of development. 

  • To practice or commit quackery (fraudulent medicine). 

noun
  • A fraudulent healer, especially a bombastic peddler in worthless treatments, a doctor who makes false diagnoses for monetary benefit, or an untrained or poorly trained doctor who uses fraudulent credentials to attract patients 

  • Any similar charlatan or incompetent professional. 

  • The sound made by a duck. 

  • Any doctor. 

adj
  • Falsely presented as having medicinal powers. 

scritch

verb
  • To make a light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

  • To scratch so as to relieve an itch or irritation. 

noun
  • The act of scratching an itch. 

  • A light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

How often have the words quack and scritch occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )