scritch vs tee off

scritch

verb
  • To scratch so as to relieve an itch or irritation. 

  • To make a light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

noun
  • The act of scratching an itch. 

  • A light scratching sound, like a small animal burrowing. 

tee off

verb
  • To irritate, vex, or annoy. 

  • To hit the ball very hard, especially for a home run. 

  • To hit the first shot of the hole, from the tee. 

How often have the words scritch and tee off occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )