seize vs toenail

seize

verb
  • To bind, lash or make fast, with several turns of small rope, cord, or small line. 

  • To have a seizure. 

  • To take advantage of (an opportunity or circumstance). 

  • Of chocolate: to change suddenly from a fluid to an undesirably hard and gritty texture. 

  • To take possession of (by force, law etc.). 

  • To deliberately take hold of; to grab or capture. 

  • To bind or lock in position immovably; see also seize up. 

  • (with of) To cause (an action or matter) to be or remain before (a certain judge or court). 

  • To submit for consideration to a deliberative body. 

  • To have a sudden and powerful effect upon. 

  • To lay hold in seizure, by hands or claws (+ on or upon). 

toenail

verb
  • To fasten two pieces of lumber together by applying nails or screws into both boards at an angle. 

noun
  • The thin, horny, transparent plate covering the upper surface of the end of a toe. 

How often have the words seize and toenail occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )