shake hands with the unemployed vs wee

shake hands with the unemployed

verb
  • To urinate. 

  • To masturbate. 

wee

verb
  • To urinate. 

adj
  • Small, little. 

  • You looked a little cold, so I lit a wee fire. 

noun
  • A short time or short distance. 

  • Urine. 

  • An act of urination. 

How often have the words shake hands with the unemployed and wee occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )