shake hands with the unemployed vs widdle

shake hands with the unemployed

verb

  • To urinate. 

  • To masturbate. 

widdle

verb

  • To urinate. 

  • To play guitar (especially the electric guitar) quickly. 

noun

  • Urine. 

  • An act of urination. 

adj

  • Little. 

How often have the words shake hands with the unemployed and widdle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )