dildo vs shart

dildo

verb
  • To penetrate with a dildo or with another object as if it were a dildo. 

noun
  • An artificial phallus (penis) for sexual use. 

  • An idiot, a bore. 

  • A columnar cactus of the West Indies (Pilosocereus royenii). 

  • Any device or implement. 

shart

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

noun
  • An instance of sharting. 

  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

How often have the words dildo and shart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )