shart vs stone the crows

shart

noun
  • An instance of sharting. 

  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

stone the crows

intj
  • Generalized expression of surprise or amazement, or just for emphasis. 

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