shart vs toot

shart

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

noun
  • An instance of sharting. 

  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

toot

verb
  • To flatulate. 

  • To cause a horn or whistle to make its sound. 

  • Of a queen bee: to make a high-pitched sound during certain stages of development. 

  • To see; to spy. 

  • To stand out, or be prominent. 

  • To peep; to look narrowly. 

  • To go on a drinking binge. 

  • To snort (a recreational drug). 

  • To make the sound of a horn or whistle. 

  • To post a message on a Mastodon instance (a self-hosted version of the networking software). 

noun
  • A portion of cocaine that a person snorts. 

  • The noise of a horn or whistle. 

  • A fart; flatus. 

  • Cocaine. 

  • Rubbish; tat. 

  • A toilet. 

  • A spree of drunkenness. 

  • A message on the social networking software Mastodon. 

How often have the words shart and toot occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )