shart vs what do you know

shart

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

noun
  • An instance of sharting. 

  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

what do you know

phrase
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see what, do, you, know. 

  • What a surprise; guess what? 

How often have the words shart and what do you know occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )