shart vs widdle

shart

noun
  • The resulting excrement from sharting. 

  • An instance of sharting. 

verb
  • To unintentionally defecate due to relaxing the anus to flatulate. 

widdle

noun
  • An act of urination. 

  • Urine. 

adj
  • Little. 

verb
  • To urinate. 

  • To play guitar (especially the electric guitar) quickly. 

How often have the words shart and widdle occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )