shite vs vart

shite

verb
  • To defecate. 

intj
  • An expression of annoyance or dismay. 

adj
  • Bad; awful; shit. 

noun
  • Shit; trash; rubbish; nonsense 

  • A foolish or deceitful person. 

vart

verb
  • To queef. 

noun
  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; a queef. 

How often have the words shite and vart occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )