dip one's pen in someone's inkwell vs show someone one's etchings

dip one's pen in someone's inkwell

verb
  • To have sex with (someone). 

show someone one's etchings

verb
  • A clichéd innuendo used to offer to bring someone to a private location in order to have sex, to show a place where people can engage in sexual intercourse (alternatively replacing "someone" with a phrase starting with to) 

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