please vs slander

please

verb
  • To desire; to will; to be pleased by. 

  • To make happy or satisfy; to give pleasure to. 

adv
  • An expression of annoyance or impatience. 

  • Said as a request to repeat information. 

  • Used to make a polite request. 

  • Used as an affirmative to an offer. 

slander

noun
  • A collection of humorous videos intended to poke fun at a certain group of people, such as a community or nation 

  • A false or unsupported, malicious statement (spoken, not written), especially one which is injurious to a person's reputation; the making of such a statement. 

verb
  • To utter a slanderous statement about; baselessly speak ill of. 

  • To poke fun at a certain group of people 

How often have the words please and slander occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )