no kidding vs slap my ass and call me Judy

no kidding

intj
  • An exclamation of amazement. 

  • Said in response to an obvious statement. 

slap my ass and call me Judy

intj
  • An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable (usually positive). 

How often have the words no kidding and slap my ass and call me Judy occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )