cockeyed vs smashed

cockeyed

adj
  • Drunk. 

  • Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people. 

  • Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed. 

  • Crooked or askew. 

smashed

adj
  • Drunk. 

How often have the words cockeyed and smashed occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )