puss vs smeller

puss

noun
  • The mouth. 

  • The face. 

  • A coward; a wuss; someone who is unable to stand up for themself. 

  • A cat. 

  • The vulva (female genitalia). 

  • Sex with a woman. 

smeller

noun
  • the nose 

  • an accident; cropper 

  • Someone or something that smells, that detects scent 

How often have the words puss and smeller occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )