smoke vs wet

smoke

verb
  • To kill, especially with a gun. 

  • To dry or medicate by smoke. 

  • To give off smoke. 

  • To burn; to be kindled; to rage. 

  • To raise a dust or smoke by rapid motion. 

  • To cover (a key blank) with soot or carbon to aid in seeing the marks made by impressioning. 

  • To suffer severely; to be punished. 

  • To inhale and exhale tobacco smoke. 

  • To preserve or prepare (food) for consumption by treating with smoke. 

  • To beat someone at something. 

  • To punish (a person) for a minor offense by excessive physical exercise. 

  • Of a fire in a fireplace: to emit smoke outward instead of up the chimney, owing to imperfect draught. 

  • To inhale and exhale the smoke from a burning cigarette, cigar, pipe, etc. 

  • To perform (e.g. music) energetically or skillfully. 

noun
  • Bother; problems; hassle. 

  • A light grey colour/color tinted with blue. 

  • A fastball. 

  • A cigarette. 

  • Anything to smoke (e.g. cigarettes, marijuana, etc.) 

  • A distinct column of smoke, such as indicating a burning area or fire. 

  • A fleeting illusion; something insubstantial, evanescent, unreal, transitory, or without result. 

  • The visible vapor/vapour, gases, and fine particles given off by burning or smoldering material. 

  • An instance of smoking a cigarette, cigar, etc.; the duration of this act. 

  • A particulate of solid or liquid particles dispersed into the air on the battlefield to degrade enemy ground or for aerial observation. Smoke has many uses--screening smoke, signaling smoke, smoke curtain, smoke haze, and smoke deception. Thus it is an artificial aerosol. 

  • Something used to obscure or conceal; an obscuring condition; see also smoke and mirrors. 

wet

verb
  • To kill or seriously injure. 

  • to wet the baby's head 

  • To form an intermetallic bond between a solder and a metal substrate. 

  • To make (oneself, clothing, a bed, etc.) wet by accidental urination. 

  • To make or become wet. 

  • To cover or impregnate with liquid. 

  • To celebrate by drinking alcohol. 

noun
  • Rainy season. (often capitalized) 

  • A tyre for use in wet weather. 

  • Rainy weather. 

  • Liquid or moisture. 

  • An alcoholic drink. 

  • One who supports the consumption of alcohol and thus opposes Prohibition. 

  • A weak or sentimental person; a wimp or softie. 

  • A moderate Conservative; especially, one who opposed the hard-line policies of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s. 

adj
  • Permitting alcoholic beverages. 

  • Of a person: inexperienced in a profession or task; having the characteristics of a rookie. 

  • Using afterburners or water injection for increased engine thrust. 

  • Of a burrito, sandwich, or other food: covered in a sauce. 

  • Of a Quaker: liberal with respect to religious observance. 

  • Made up of liquid or moisture, usually (but not always) water. 

  • Of calligraphy and fountain pens: depositing a large amount of ink from the nib or the feed. 

  • Of a sound recording: having had audio effects applied. 

  • Of a scientist or laboratory: working with biological or chemical matter. 

  • Of weather or a time period: rainy. 

  • Involving assassination or "wet work". 

  • Employing, or done by means of, water or some other liquid. 

  • Of an object, etc.: covered or impregnated with liquid, usually (but not always) water. 

  • Ineffectual, feeble, showing no strength of character. 

  • Sexually aroused and thus having the vulva moistened with vaginal secretions. 

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