spaz vs weapon

spaz

noun
  • A stupid or incompetent person. 

  • A person with spastic paralysis or spastic cerebral palsy or epilepsy 

  • A tantrum, a fit. 

  • A hyperactive person. 

verb
  • To have a tantrum or fit. 

  • To malfunction, go on the fritz. 

weapon

noun
  • An idiot, an oaf, a fool, a tool; a contemptible or incompetent person. 

  • An instrument of attack or defense in combat or hunting, e.g. most guns, missiles, or swords; arm. 

  • An instrument or other means of harming or exerting control over another. 

  • A tool of any kind. 

  • A very skilled, competent, or capable person or thing worthy of awe. 

verb
  • To equip with a weapon; to arm. 

How often have the words spaz and weapon occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )