childhood vs sperm blossom

childhood

noun
  • The state of being a child. 

  • The time during which one is a child, from between infancy and puberty. 

  • The early stages of development of something. 

sperm blossom

noun
  • A child; one’s offspring. 

How often have the words childhood and sperm blossom occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )