choad vs spider monkey

choad

noun
  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

spider monkey

noun
  • Any New World monkey of the genus Ateles, with long, spindly limbs. 

  • A muriqui, New World monkey of the genus Brachyteles, closely related to Ateles. 

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