dork vs spod

dork

noun
  • A quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence. 

  • A penis. 

spod

noun
  • One who studies excessively and is disliked by fellow students because of it; a swot. 

  • One who uses talkers, an early form of chat room. 

  • One who wastes time on nonproductive activities online. 

  • A container used to distribute a large amount of bait in a single cast. 

verb
  • To fish using a spod. 

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