choad vs squirting cucumber

choad

noun
  • The perineum. 

  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

squirting cucumber

noun
  • The plant Ecballium elaterium, a member of the cucumber family (Cucurbitaceae) 

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