hoo-ha vs squish mitten

hoo-ha

noun

  • Vagina, vulva. 

  • A fuss, uproar, commotion or stir; hype; brouhaha, hullabaloo. 

squish mitten

noun

  • vagina 

How often have the words hoo-ha and squish mitten occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )