chuff vs starfish

chuff

noun
  • The anus 

  • A coarse or stupid fellow. 

  • A noisy puffing sound. 

  • A breathy noise produced by a tiger, similar in function to a cat's purr. 

  • The vagina 

  • Superfluous small talk that is free of conflict, offers no character development, description or insight, and does not advance the story or plot. 

verb
  • Of a powder, propellant, or explosive charge: to become extinguished and reignited intermittently. 

  • To break wind. 

  • To make noisy puffing sounds, as of a steam locomotive. 

adv
  • In a chuff manner. 

adj
  • Surly; annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. 

  • Pleased, proud. 

  • stupid; churlish; loutish. 

  • Swollen. 

starfish

noun
  • The anus. 

  • Any of various asteroids or other echinoderms (not in fact fish) with usually five arms, many of which eat bivalves or corals by everting their stomach. 

  • A woman (or, less commonly, a gay man) who reluctantly takes part in sexual intercourse, and lies on the back while spreading the limbs. 

verb
  • To form into a splayed-out shape, like that of a starfish. 

  • To assume a splayed-out shape, like that of a starfish. 

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