remote vs such-and-such

remote

adj
  • Emotionally detached. 

  • At a distance; disconnected. 

  • Distant or otherwise inaccessible. 

  • Slight. 

noun
  • An element of broadcast programming originating away from the station's or show's control room. 

verb
  • To connect to a computer from a remote location. 

such-and-such

noun
  • A placeholder or generic thing. 

det
  • indefinite; some or other, not stated 

How often have the words remote and such-and-such occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )