Christ on a cracker vs suffering Sappho

Christ on a cracker

intj
  • A humorous variation of the exclamation "Christ" or "Jesus Christ". Usually an expression of surprise, shock, exasperation etc. 

suffering Sappho

intj
  • Exclamation of shock. 

How often have the words Christ on a cracker and suffering Sappho occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )