take a flying fuck at a rolling donut vs take a long walk on a short pier

take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

verb

  • go away; scram; fuck off 

take a long walk on a short pier

verb

  • Used to tell someone to go away, or that their request will not be met. 

How often have the words take a flying fuck at a rolling donut and take a long walk on a short pier occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )