choad vs termite

choad

noun
  • A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name. 

  • A penis, especially one that is short and thick. 

  • The perineum. 

termite

noun
  • A contemptible person. 

  • A white-bodied, wood-consuming insect of the infraorder Isoptera, in the order Blattodea. 

verb
  • Of a chimpanzee: to catch termites by inserting a stick or vine into their nest and waiting for them to climb up it. 

How often have the words choad and termite occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )