smooth-brained vs thick as champ

smooth-brained

adj
  • Stupid, foolish; ignorant. 

  • Lissencephalic; having a brain which lacks convolutions due to malformation. 

  • Having a brain which is naturally smooth in appearance. 

thick as champ

adj
  • Very ignorant or foolish, sullen or in a bad temper. 

How often have the words smooth-brained and thick as champ occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )