doink vs toenail

doink

noun
  • A joint (cannabis cigarette). 

  • A fool; a jerk; a worthless person. 

verb
  • To bounce after a collision. 

  • To have sex with. 

toenail

noun
  • The thin, horny, transparent plate covering the upper surface of the end of a toe. 

verb
  • To fasten two pieces of lumber together by applying nails or screws into both boards at an angle. 

How often have the words doink and toenail occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )