shake hands with the unemployed vs touch oneself

shake hands with the unemployed

verb

  • To masturbate. 

  • To urinate. 

touch oneself

verb

  • To masturbate. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see touch, oneself. 

How often have the words shake hands with the unemployed and touch oneself occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )