jackass vs touchwood

jackass

noun
  • A kind of bootleg liquor. 

  • A male donkey. 

  • A foolish or stupid person. 

  • An inappropriately rude or obnoxious person. 

  • A jack and an ace as a starting hand in Texas hold 'em. 

verb
  • To behave very obnoxiously. 

touchwood

noun
  • Decayed wood used as tinder; punk. 

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