cum vs trouser

cum

noun
  • Semen. 

  • Female ejaculatory discharge. 

  • An ejaculation. 

verb
  • To have an orgasm, to feel the sensation of an orgasm. 

  • To ejaculate. 

prep
  • Used in indicating a thing with two roles, functions, or natures, or a thing that has changed from one to another. 

conj
  • Used in indicating a thing or person with two or more roles, functions, or natures, or a thing that has changed from one to another. 

trouser

noun
  • Of or relating to trousers. 

  • A pair of trousers. 

verb
  • To secretively steal (an item or money) for personal use. 

  • To put (money) into one's trouser pocket; to pocket. 

  • To take and keep (something, especially money, that is not one's own); to pocket. 

How often have the words cum and trouser occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )