poon vs trouser

poon

noun
  • Poontang, the vagina, or, intercourse with a woman. 

  • A wimp; a pussy. 

  • Any of several East Indian trees of the genus Calophyllum, yielding a light, hard wood used for masts, spars, etc. 

trouser

noun
  • Of or relating to trousers. 

  • A pair of trousers. 

verb
  • To secretively steal (an item or money) for personal use. 

  • To put (money) into one's trouser pocket; to pocket. 

  • To take and keep (something, especially money, that is not one's own); to pocket. 

How often have the words poon and trouser occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )