geezer vs trout

geezer

noun
  • An old person, usually a male, typically a cranky old man. 

  • Someone affable but morally dubious; a wide boy. 

  • Term of address for a male. 

trout

noun
  • An objectionable elderly woman. 

  • Any of several species of fish in Salmonidae, closely related to salmon, and distinguished by spawning more than once. 

verb
  • To (figuratively) slap someone with a slimy, stinky, wet trout; to admonish jocularly. 

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