poof vs turd burglar

poof

noun
  • A male homosexual, especially one who is effeminate. 

  • The product of flatulence, or the sound of breaking wind. 

verb
  • To break wind; to fart. 

  • To vanish or disappear. 

intj
  • Onomatopoeia indicating a small explosion with a cloud of smoke; as caused by a deflating object, or a magical disappearance. 

turd burglar

noun
  • A homosexual male. 

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