dipstick vs turkey

dipstick

noun
  • A useless person of inferior intellect; a dipshit. 

  • A penis. 

  • A stick or rod used to measure the depth of a liquid. Often used to check the level at which a liquid in an opaque or inaccessible tank or reservoir stands; gauge. 

verb
  • To check (a person) for their understanding of something, as of a lesson, or attitude toward something. 

  • To measure the level of a fluid using a dipstick. 

turkey

noun
  • A foolish or inept person. 

  • The flesh or meat of this bird eaten as food. 

  • A bird in the genus Meleagris with a fan-shaped tail and wattled neck, especially the wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo, now domesticated). 

  • With a distinguishing word: a bird resembling the Meleagris gallopavo (for example, the brush turkey or bush turkey (Alectura lathami), and the water turkey (Anhinga anhinga)). 

  • A patient feigning symptoms; a person faking illness or injury; a malingerer. 

  • A failure. 

  • An act of throwing three strikes in a row. 

How often have the words dipstick and turkey occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )