dick vs turnip

dick

noun
  • A highly contemptible person; a jerk. 

  • The penis. 

  • Sexual intercourse with a man. 

  • A detective, esp. the one who works in police, a police officer. 

  • Absolutely nothing. 

num
  • Ten, in Cumbrian sheep counting. 

verb
  • To have sexual intercourse with. 

  • To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up). 

turnip

noun
  • A fool or simpleton. 

  • The yellow root of a related plant, the swede or Brassica napus. 

  • The white root of Raphanus sativus var. longipinnatus, also known as a daikon. 

  • The white root of a yellow-flowered plant, Brassica rapa, grown as a vegetable and as fodder for cattle. 

verb
  • To feed or graze (livestock) on turnips. 

  • To plant with turnips. 

How often have the words dick and turnip occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )