timer vs turnip

timer

noun
  • One who has done something a certain number of times. 

  • Any electronic function that causes a device to be able to do something automatically after a preset amount of time. 

  • A device used to measure amounts of time. 

  • A person who records the time elapsed in a sporting event. 

  • One characterized by a certain time or time frame, such as their work hours. 

turnip

noun
  • A fool or simpleton. 

  • The yellow root of a related plant, the swede or Brassica napus. 

  • The white root of Raphanus sativus var. longipinnatus, also known as a daikon. 

  • The white root of a yellow-flowered plant, Brassica rapa, grown as a vegetable and as fodder for cattle. 

verb
  • To feed or graze (livestock) on turnips. 

  • To plant with turnips. 

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