cocked vs twatfaced

cocked

adj
  • Drunk. 

  • Having a specified form of penis or a specific number of penises. 

  • Of a firearm or crossbow; to have the cock lifted or prepared to be fired. 

twatfaced

adj
  • fucked, pissed, drunk as a skunk 

How often have the words cocked and twatfaced occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )