fap vs twatfaced

fap

noun
  • A session of masturbation. 

intj
  • To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal. 

  • Pornography. 

verb
  • To masturbate. 

twatfaced

adj
  • fucked, pissed, drunk as a skunk 

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