teetotal vs twatfaced

teetotal

noun
  • One who abstains from drinking alcohol. 

adj
  • Opposed to the drinking of alcohol. 

  • Abstinent from alcohol; never drinking alcohol. 

twatfaced

adj
  • fucked, pissed, drunk as a skunk 

How often have the words teetotal and twatfaced occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )